I can see it now: a tiny tuxedo, maybe a microphone or even a holly wreath (after all, this Grammy-award winner corners the market on Christmas Special cachet.)
The prerequisites are in play.
- Missing tooth. Check. Michael Bublé accidentally knocked his out with a microphone onstage last week.
- Signature smile. Check. The dimpled grin of the Canadian heart throb has earned swoons from Disneyland to Denmark.
Trendsetting tendencies. Check. He’s covered a One Direction song.
Six Million Dollar Man factor. Check. In the words of Oscar Goldman: “Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology.” (Gratuitous reference to 1970s TV hero Steve Austin, a bionically-enhanced astronaut turned secret agent.) According to a recent CNN report, dentists can imprint tooth tattoos on crowns — fired in an oven at 1200ºF –for the bargain rate of $100 (in addition to the cost of the procedure and crown, of course.)
The question remains: Should the classic crooner alter his pearly whites?
This MolarMuse votes no.
But Mr. Bublé might want to consider the CAD/CAM endorsement possibilities.
He’s got Noah’s college tuition to think about.