“At the site of my white, bright, longer than long, strong, perfectly pearl white teeth.”

Does that line from the chorus of a popular Sesame Street song make you shiver? If so, you probably shouldn’t visit the site for this video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OM54FfeAjqE

And you definitely shouldn’t add Shark Week 2014 to your calendar:

http://sharkweekcountdown.com